This is a picture mom snapped the other day and it makes me smile when I look at it. There is really no correlation with how my day went with the twins, but I thought the post needed a picture.
So, the twins are getting up pretty early these days and I have decided I am going to buy "black-out" curtains. They have also been getting under the sink and getting the "dangerous" cleaning items out to play with. I also need something to keep the cabinets closed.
And of course, we need groceries. Where is the best place to get these said things for a nice price. Wal-Mart - one stop shopping for the masses. I figure lets go Sunday morning and it will be our adventure. We have our list, my purse, snacks, sippy cups and the directions to the Wal-Mart in Chapel Hill - apparently that is the closest one to us. We get there 25 minutes later. We get out of the car and into the cart. And I realize I have no wallet. Everyone has done this? Right. Thank goodness there were no groceries yet.
Woodson totally loses it when I put him back in the car. MA is crying because woodson is crying. We make it back home another 25 minutes and I get my wallet. I tell the kids we are going to get ice cream for mommy's mistake. So we go to Goodberry's and get a mini concrete (which was almost $5 by the way) and we shared it. Then the kids ran around for about 15 minutes before they started running into the parking lot which scared me half to death and I made us get back in the car so we could do the original shopping.
I decide we will try Kroger. I get lost on the way to Kroger and decide we are just going to Food Lion. I hate Food Lion. Then on the way back I spot the close Kroger. So I turn left and we go to the Kroger. I pull in and the kids spot the "car" cart. And Kroger is crazy. There are way too many people. No way am I getting out. and I smell poop, And I have no diapers. I pull out of the parking lot. And all hell breaks loose. The twins were mad.
So we go to food lion. At which point, I should have just given up and gone home. But I was determined to at least get groceries during this 3 hour adventure. And I did. While Woodson screamed throughout the Food Lion and people moved out of my way as I threw stuff in my cart as quickly as I could. I opened a pack of pacifiers in the baby isle which helped slightly, but did not appease the woodson-ater. I mean, if I had poop in my pants I would be pretty upset too.'
We finally made it home. They barely ate lunch and then passed out. And then I did. Today, I thanked God for nap time. Really, I said a prayer specifically for the good things that come from rest - for them and me.
This is probably not interesting to anyone else. But it was a long day of crying, mom trying to make up and then mom making it worse.
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Ah yes the true adventures of the Rutherford twins!
ReplyDeleteMorgan, this is hilarious!
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